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Mistress Frankenstein | 
| Director: John Bacchus
Actors: Darian Caine; Aj Khan, Darian Caine
Studio: e.i. Independent Cinema
Category: DVD
Buy New: $19.99
New (4) Used (3) Collectible (1) from $14.99
Rating:  10 reviews
Sales Rank: 48318
Format: Color, Director's Cut, Dvd-video, Ntsc
Language: English (Original Language)
Rating: Unrated
Region: 1
Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
Number Of Discs: 1
Running Time: 135 Minutes
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.1
Dimensions (in): 7.5 x 5.1 x 0.7
UPC: 612385101199
EAN: 0612385101199
ASIN: B00004W5TQ
Theatrical Release Date: October 2, 2000
Release Date: November 22, 2005
Shipping: Eligible for Super Saver Shipping
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| Customer Reviews: Read 5 more reviews...
Not what I thought June 11, 2007
J. De Rose
It was good but not great and it got boring quickly.
 Hot lesbians and nothing else...what'd you Xpect March 29, 2006
Max Zorn (Chicago)
3 out of 6 found this review helpful
Frankenstein spoof by guys who probably watched the original Frankenstein high on weed! These guys have an almost gleeful contempt for things like plot, humor, story, etc...
Never mind that, this company is at its best when it just focuses on its cadre of hot babes pretending to get it on together - love Darian Caine and Misty Mundae! All of these scenes are hot, long and will "get you there" if you're into it. They should really add a DVD option that allows you to play only the sex straight thru w/ no story, or put out a compilation DVD of the sex scenes in their roster of movies.
If you want something erotic with at least an attempt at story, get Warhol's Frankenstein, or The Bride w/ Jennifer Beals if you want something thoughtful (though not super hot).
 A few pretty sexy scenes to an overall ok movie. September 9, 2004
M. D. Rios (USA)
5 out of 6 found this review helpful
In contrast to what some of the people have written about this movie, I though a couple of the scenes in the movie make it worthwhile to buy it (at least used). The very first erotic scene between the two maids in the bathtub I thought was pretty sexy with both women having great bodies. After this I think there are two more scenes that were pretty sexy: one with Misty Mundane and this beautifull big breasted blond girl and the other scene at the end with the two maids and Misty Mundane. I really think these three scenes make the movie worth buying. The plot pretty much is non-existent but some of the women and the scenes mentioned above are definite keepers.
I've seen better on the church channel. September 3, 2004
A.N. Roman (Hillsboro, OR)
6 out of 11 found this review helpful
Simply put, there's nothing erotic about this movie at all. I'm reading over some of the reviews here going on about the sex scenes being good and just blankly staring in wonder over where they came from. This is the least sexual B-movie I've seen.There are 3 or 4 sensual scenes, none of which are any good. They're pretty fake, with the camera scrolling up to x girl's face when Mistress Frankenstein gives them oral so you never actually see anything. At the beginning, there's a semi-decent bath scene with two of the maids (who are the only women here worth looking at) where they rub eachother down and end up doing more than Mistress Frankenstein does to all her "victims" combined. I'm not even kidding, I've seen hotter things on the chruch channel. Heck, I've seen hotter things from an E! True Hollywood Story about the cast of Growing Pains. I understand that this is supposed to be a fun movie, but when the back of the box advertises this as having some hot scenes and doesn't deliver, it is pretty disappointing. The movie has its humor though from time to time. All of which is stupid humor of course. Before a sex scene, a sales person magically appears to advertise his hotel that has a stuffed duck on a shelf. I don't know why, but that made me laugh for a few minutes.
There isn't much to review here. A lot of the scenes are dragged out and the music is very annoying: it's so faded that you can't even make out what it sounds like most of the time. Oh hell, this isn't a B-movie, it's a N-movie. It's so bad that it goes lower into the alphabet. The budget couldn't have been more than $73.48. The special features are the same from other titles by this studio, and this is also a flip disc just like the others. You get a lot of trailers for other movies, a little behind the scenes feature and a few web sites. That's about it. If you're looking for a funny erotic movie, look elsewhere. I laughed maybe 4 times total. One of which was remembering that stuffed duck when the credits started to roll. Man that duck rules. He's the reason I'm giving this an additional star.
 Fire bad, and so is this movie February 12, 2003
Daniel Jolley (Shelby, North Carolina USA)
5 out of 9 found this review helpful
Mistress Frankenstein was a major disappointment. It's all well and good to intentionally make a spoof film as bad as possible, but this movie is just absurdly, ridiculously bad. Darian Caine plays Baroness Helena Frankenstein, a cold-hearted, cold-blooded, sexually repressed prude. Her husband Dr. Frankenstein still loves her despite her lack of warmth (and other things), and he naturally tries to bring her back to life when she is accidentally killed. Unfortunately, her brain was damaged in the accident. The doctor orders his servant Igor to fix it, but Igor ends up losing it and secretly replacing it with a brain he bought at the body parts store dirt cheap. When Mistress Frankenstein reawakens, she is a sex-crazed lesbian and starts seducing everyone woman she meets. This movie is just really, really bad. The acting is over the top and back again, there's some kind of laugh track inserted for the servant Igor (seemingly a silly, twisted version of Paul Lynde), all of the incredibly annoying townspeople are named Karl, the horse in the movie is two guys in a costume, the wretched gorilla Kimbo puts in a cameo, Darian is forced to walk and talk like the original Frankenstein's monster, and-with the exception of Miss Caine and Heidi Christine-the featured actresses are hardly worth looking at. I actually considered fast forwarding through some of the scenes. Unfortunately, I could go on and on listing the dumb things that make this movie almost painful to suffer through. Unless you're a huge Darian Caine fan, there's really no reason in the world for you to watch this movie.
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